The Alaskan Prince William & Kate Middleton Are Getting A Divorce
The Alaskan Prince William & Kate Middleton Are Getting A Divorce
A year and a half ago the sound of a shotgun salute was heard all through the meth capital of Alaska when Sarah Palin's oldest son Track married his girlfriend Britta Hanson. They got married in the afternoon on a weekday and she held a bouquet of grocery store flowers in front of her stomach, so everyone figured that her something new was a fetus all up in her belly. Three months later, Britta popped out Sarah Palin's newest grandchild Kyla Grace. Because gay marriage and weed are both now legal in Washington state, a smoke of sin wafted all the way over to Alaska and cut Track and Britta's marriage ties in half. Britta tells Radar that after 18 months of marriage, she's making Track Palin her first ex-husband.
"I'm fine with it. We just filed the papers so we aren't divorced yet. I'm not sure how long it will take to get the divorced finalized. We want to keep our personal lives private and we don't want to say anything about each other or the situation."
One of my eloquent cousins, who is really familiar with the shot gun wedding, gave me some beautiful words of advice once. She said something like, "Bitch, make sure you suck the dick long and hard before you
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