Hot Slut Of The Day!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The plastic ponytail hair cone from the 90s!
Full disclosure: The picture I used is a reproduction, because I couldn't find a clear vintage portrait of an authentic hair tool of glamour from the late 80s and early 90s. That one above is from ASOS. I know, you can barf at me through a plastic ponytail cone.
After Madonna brought out the high genie ponytail for the Blonde Ambition tour, hos of all ages ran to the nearest Sally's Beauty and/or swap meet to buy the cheap ass plastic hair cone. You could buy like 3 for a $1 and everyone I knew had the gold ribbed one. It made the top of your head look like a hair fountain. I regularly stole one from my sister and since I had short hair, I had to pull a pair of beige pantyhose through the cone and hold it on top of my head while vogueing in front of the mirror. When I would feel extra theatrical, I'd turn a pair of Walkman headphones sideways and I'd strap it to my head so it would look like Madge's face mic. A tragic mess. That is exactly why I'm thankful YouTube wasn't even a jizz fish in its daddy's nutsack when I was a kid.
Because everything from the early 90s is making a comeback, I'm sure I'll see a bunch of young ass hos try to work the gold ponytail hair cone. They shouldn't even try it. If you're not wearing it with pantyhose hair, you're doing it wrong.
Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/hot-slut-of-the-day-283/
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