Arnold's Love Child -- NO DNA TEST!!!

Arnold Schwarzenegger concedes he's Mildred "Patty" Baena 's baby daddy, but TMZ has learned there was NEVER a DNA test establishing paternity. Multiple sources with direct knowledge of the baby saga tell TMZ ... Arnold never demanded a DNA test. …

Permalink

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/01/arnold-schwarzenegger-dna-test-midlred-patty-patricia-baena-love-child-baby-daddy-maria-shriver-mother/

China Chow Chloë Sevigny Christina Aguilera Christina Applegate Christina DaRe Christina Milian Christina Ricci

'X-Men' Star Suspect in Weed Wacking Assault

Jason Beghe -- one of the stars of "X-Men: First Class" and a veteran actor -- is under criminal investigation for allegedly attacking a man who was wacking weeds on his property, TMZ has learned.

0601_jason_beghe_weed_eater_ex_getty_tmz
According to the incident report, Daniel Montalvo was using a weed wacker on Beghe's Malibu property last week when the device malfunctioned.  Cops tell us ... a frustrated Montalvo "mistreated the device."  That pissed off Beghe, who then got into a loud confrontation with Montalvo which became physical.

Montalvo went to the Malibu cop shop and filed a report.  The Malibu/Lost Hills Sheriff's Station  investigated the incident and sent the case to the D.A. for possible misdemeanor battery prosecution against Beghe. 

Beghe was convicted in 2009 with accosting a process server.

Beghe is also featured on "Californication," and has appeared in "Eli Stone," "Ghost Wisperer," "Matlock," and our fav -- "Jake and the Fat Man."

Beghe -- an ex-Scientologist -- tells TMZ, "It's probably the Church of Scientology f**king with me.  They have it out for me."

Permalink

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/01/x-men-first-class-star-accused-of-weed-wacking-crime-jason-beghe-daniel-montalvo-process-server-assualt-confrontation/

Bar Refaeli Beyoncé Bianca Kajlich Bijou Phillips Blake Lively Blu Cantrell Bonnie Jill Laflin

Afternoon Crumbs


Afternoon Crumbs

Wednesday, June 1st 2011

Afternoon Crumbs

Afternoon Crumbs

Doesn't this break several child slave labor laws? ARREST SELENA! - (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

With a good publicist, Blake Lively proves that childhood dreams can come true - Lainey Gossip

Kim Kardashian was pregnant with a publicity stunt. Already gave birth to it. Moving on. - The Superficial

"Thank you, migraines." - me - Towleroad

RiRi's answer for what she looks for in a man sounds like every username on Grindr - Celebitchy

Squinty Zellweger's got a new piece and he's totally gay (I do not know for a fact that he's gay, but I figured we should just get that out of the way now so we don't have to bother with it later) - Just Jared

#ShaqRetires - The Daily What

-10 - Hollywood Tuna

FIND IGOR!!!! - OMG Blog

IN THIS ECONOMY, Aubrey HO'Day has been forced to use leftover tablecloth trim as a bikini bottom - Hollywood Rag

Blake "It Wasn't Me" Lively keeps her clothes on for Glamour - Popoholic

RiRi's new video is like an island Janie's Got a Gun - ICYDK

Like a boss - Cityrag

Kelly Rowland's shirt would look much better as an Easter cardigan on a 4-year-old - Tom & Lorenzo

Kiki Dunst's friend is taking me higher - Popsugar

RPattz's eyebrows are hurting me - I'm Not Obsessed

Sean Penn being Sean Penn - Celebslam

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/afternoon-crumbs-186/

Gabrielle Union Garcelle Beauvais Genelle Frenoy Georgianna Robertson Georgina Grenville Gina Carano Gina Gershon

Rihanna's 'Murder' Video Draws Fire

The Parents Television Council is blasting Rihanna for hawking a "cold, calculated execution of murder" in her brand new music video for " Man Down ." The council is outraged that Rihanna would suggest that gunning down a rapist in a crowded train…

Permalink

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/01/parents-television-council-rihanna-video-man-down-murder-rape/

Gina Gershon Gina Philips Gisele Bündchen Giuliana DePandi Giulianna Ramirez Grace Park Gretha Cavazzoni

Kim Kardashian To Become Kim Humphries


Kim Kardashian To Become Kim Humphries

Wednesday, June 1st 2011

Kim Kardashian To Become Kim Humphries

Kim Kardashian To Become Kim Humphries

Above is Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian demonstrating the "dick to belly button" pose for their upcoming book Kima Kardashian Sutra. Speaking of wrong things, Kim has kreated khaos in the Kardashian kastle by telling people that she will take Kris Humphries' last name after she marries him in two months. Kim Kardashian is about to become Kim Humphries, which makes zero sense since Kim never humps for free. (Kim's ass ate the GONG, so you can't get me this time.)

A source tells TMZ that Kim is telling everybody she's going to defy the laws of the Kardashian oath by erasing the Kardashian from her full name. This move will probably melt the Botox in Pimp Mama Kris Kardashian's face, because she recently said this to Popeater: "I don?t think she should take his name and be Kim Humphries ... She needs to be Kim Kardashian because she?s worked so hard to get where she is.?

Oh, Mama Kris.... You left out a few words in there. Delusion got your tongue again, so let me help you out. "She needs to be Kim Kardashian because she's worked a hard dick to get where she is." There, now we're all making sense.

As for Kim becoming Kim Humphries, it's not right. All of her attention whoring powers come from that last name. It's like taking lucite from Shauna

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/kim-kardashian-to-become-kim-humphries/

Gina Gershon Gina Philips Gisele Bündchen Giuliana DePandi Giulianna Ramirez Grace Park Gretha Cavazzoni