Casting 3 Celebrity Airplane Snafus That Should Be Movies

Thumbnail image for alec-baldwin-b.jpgI love when celebrities can’t behave on airplanes. Travel is the only occasion where they can’t hide from plebes, and I imagine it hurts them tremendously even to acknowledge the tiny plastic cups of Diet Coke around them. Or the little Wheat Thins packets. Three recent celebrity snafus on airplanes deserve full cinematic adaptations (including one that just occurred a couple days ago), and I’ve decided to cast them before Jason Reitman can turn their traumas into Oscar material starring George Clooney and Vera Farmiga. Come fly with these lunatics!

Alec Baldwin
Working Title: Wars With Friends
Cast: Colin Firth as Alec Baldwin, Amanda Peet as befuddled flight attendant Charmaine Elliston, Joan Allen as Twitter Vice President Damiana Wood
Synopsis: Alec Baldwin is a hugely successful thespian who loves the craft of acting, the perks of celebrity, and the art of 140-character quips. But more than anything, he loves Words With Friends, the iPhone app that connects him with other game players and reminds him of his dear grandmother Elsie (Candice Bergen, in flashback), a no-nonsense war bride who used to tell her stuttering grandson Alec, “Use your words, Al. They’re beautiful.” When an uppity flight attendant (Peet) tells Baldwin he must turn off his phone mid-flight, Baldwin spins into a rage of wounded pride and repressed memories. Instinctively, he drops off Twitter to reclaim his sanity, but Twitter Vice President Damiana Wood (Allen) knows that she must keep Baldwin on Twitter to ensure its relevance for the next decade. Will she prevail? Or will Alec never overcome the silence — and the regained stutter — inflicted by one brash, but ultimately loving American Airlines flight attendant?

Gerard Depardieu
Working Title: #1 Passenger
Cast:…

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrities-gossip/casting-3-celebrity-airplane-snafus-that-should-be-movies/

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Jerry Sandusky -- Wife Helps Post $250,000 Bail

Filed under: Jerry Sandusky, Celebrity Justice, TMZ Sports

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Jerry Sandusky
's wife helped the former Penn State coach post his $250,000 bail this morning -- one day after Jerry was arrested for allegedly raping two additional young boys ... this according to court records.

The records show Sandusky's wife forked over a $50k personal check ... in addition to Jerry using $200,000 in real estate holdings to post the bail.

The court ruled that Sandusky will be confined to his home ... and he is not allowed to have any contact with any witnesses or victims related to the child sex abuse case.

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10:24 AM PST -- Sandusky has been released from custody.

TMZ
Jerry Sandusky -- Wife Helps Post $250,000 Bail

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/08/jerry-sandusky-bail-penn-state-child-abuse/

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