Anthony Kiedis -- My Foot Is So JACKED UP, I Can't Perform ... Yet

The Red Hot Chili Peppers have postponed their upcoming U.S. tour ... over a CRUSHED BONE in Anthony Kiedis's right foot ... the band has announced. The band released a statement saying, "Anthony recently underwent surgery to remove a crushed sesamoid…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/11/anthony-kiedis-broken-foot-concert/

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REVIEW: Vampires Aren?t the Only Things That Suck in Underworld: Awakening

It can be difficult to remember who we're meant to be rooting for in the Underworld universe, with its unending werewolf/vampire feud, betrayals, hybrids, bloodlines, forbidden romances and immortal daddy issues. But that's OK: Underworld: Awakening sloughs off much of the convoluted gothic backstory of the first three films in the series in favor of skipping forward a dozen years and landing vinyl-clad bloodsucking heroine Selene (Kate Beckinsale) in a near future in which the world has gone into martial law lockdown after the discovery of non-humans in their midst.

An introductory news clip montage presents talk of infections, purges and a "mass cleansing," showing Lycans and vampires being exterminated by soldiers wielding ultraviolet lights and silver bullets. This would, you'd think, make the enemies in this film the humans, an element in which the franchise has otherwise shown relatively little interest. Yet halfway through, it's back to wolves fighting vamps with no end or sense in sight. Chalk it up to a hobby -- what else is there to keep you busy when you live forever?

Underworld: Awakening is directed by Swedish filmmakers Måns Mårlind and Björn Stein, and it checks off all of the signature visual (fluttering trench coats) and thematic (must find the hybrid) tropes of the preceding films with even more narrative disjointedness than those earlier installments. Selene awakens in a lab in which she's been kept in cryogenic stasis as "Subject 1," her DNA used for experiments. She's set free by Subject 2 (India Eisley), a young half-werewolf, half-vampire girl who turns out to be her daughter (the mechanics of this are not explained, nor does Selene seem at all curious about it or anything else in this crazy scenario). The film starts off at an awkward gallop and doesn't slow down lest it tumble into one…

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrities-gossip/review-vampires-arent-the-only-things-that-suck-in-underworld-awakening/

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Hazel Jones -- Woman with Two Vaginas Gets $1 MILLION Porn Offer

A British woman who's become a celebrity in the U.K. because she was born with two fully formed vaginas may finally be able to cash in on her crotch ... TMZ has learned she's just been offered $1 MILLION to bone on camera. Her name is Hazel Jones --…

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Hazel Jones -- Woman with Two Vaginas Gets $1 MILLION Porn Offer

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-two-vaginas-porn/

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