Finally, The Answer To The Question We?ve All Been Asking!


Finally, The Answer To The Question Weve All Been Asking!

Saturday, February 4th 2012

Finally, The Answer To The Question We've All Been Asking!

Finally, The Answer To The Question Weve All Been Asking!

You know what question I'm talking about since you're asking that question right now while staring at that picture of THE QUEEN! What kind of royal secrets are hiding within The Queen's beloved pocketbook? The pocketbook that she takes with her to sit on both royal thrones. The pocketbook that she cuddles with at night. The pocketbook that is her conjoined twin and her only confidante. Memaws are serious about their handbags and The Queen has never been an exception. But a royal biographer, who is obviously going to be executed soon for committing treason, did some ninja-like shit to uncover what lies beneath Her Majesty's handbag.

In Sally Bedell Smith's new book, she claims the following shit always has a place in The Queen's pocketbook. From The Telegraph (via Jezebel):

- A mirror, because every queen must have a portable mirror with her to ask who the fairest of all is. (FYI: When The Queen asks, this is what her mirror shows her.)

- A £5 or £10 note to drop in the donation basket at church on Sundays.

- Mints, lipstick, reading glasses and a pen.

- A plastic suction cup with a hook to hang her best friend on. An anonymous source explained it like this: ?I watched the Queen open her handbag and remove

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/finally-the-answer-to-the-question-weve-all-been-asking/

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Hot Slut Of The Day!


Hot Slut Of The Day!

Saturday, February 4th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Julio CC Lopez, Mario Lopez's douchebag of a dog.

On Thursday night, I dragged myself out of my hermit cavern of cookie crumbs and American Stuffers reruns (Note: That show is fucked up) to go to Julie Klausner's live podcast show where she introduced me to the creepy Twitter world of Julio CC Lopez. Mario Lopez took a break from lifting nipple weights with his nipples (to put even more muscles on his nipples) and he queefed out a Twitter page for his dog Julio Lopez. Julio Lopez's Twitter is a safe place where Mario can drop the whole fake G-rated personality he gives us on Extra and be his true self: a bitch-loving douche hole slut. If the canine world was asking for their own version of Joe Francis, Mario Lopez as Julio Lopez would be their answer. Let us count thee ways....

Hot Slut Of The Day!

There's a chance that one of my uncles is Julio CC Lopez's ghost Twitterer, so I'm just going to say that I'd rather hang out with Julio CC Lopez than Mario Lopez. But you should still keep your precious bitches away from Julio. Julio is the kind of douche who will sprinkle roofie powder on his butt hole before your dog sniffs on it.

  • Hot Slut Of The Day!
  • Hot Slut Of The Day!
  • Hot Slut Of The Day!
  • Hot Slut Of The Day!

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/hot-slut-of-the-day-251/

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Kim Kuntrashian Might Be Hittin This


Kim Kuntrashian Might Be Hittin This

Friday, February 3rd 2012

Kim Kuntrashian Might Be Hittin This

Kim Kuntrashian Might Be Hittin This

Since Kim Kardashian is trying to beat the jockstrap's record by wrapping herself around as many professional athlete dicks as possible, she has apparently started down low fucking on Mark Sanchez, the quarterback for the New York Jets. The sports blog Terez Owens (via Radar) is hearing that Kim clamped her ham hocks around Mark while filming the first season of Kourtney & Kim Take It Up The Ass and they recently started up again. Mark has a girlfriend, but that hasn't stopped him from trying to conquer Kim's Mount Doom ass whenever they're in the same city. The source put it like this:

?Kim and Mark like to meet in hotels for dinner dates and flings. Whenever Kim is in New York, they hang out. They are very careful with not being seen together, Mark is seeing someone!?

Okay, the source lost me at "very careful with not being seen together." Kim not wanting to be seen is like Khloe not wanting to drag a small dog by the neck up to her den in the hills every time she sees one. It's instinct! Kim isn't powered by a beating heart and working internal organs like us. Bitch gets her energy from eyes looking at her and cameras flashing at her. That's how she feeds the dark orb in her chest. And wasn't Mark Sanchez recently caught doing a 17-year-old

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/kim-kuntrashian-might-be-hittin-this/

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2Gether -- MTV Signs Off on Reunion Show

2Gether is ONE GIANT STEP closer to returning to the stage ... now that MTV has given the "boy" band its blessing for a highly-anticipated reunion show ... TMZ has learned. 2Gether -- the parody band behind the 2000 hit "U + Me = Us (Calculus)" -- put…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/23/2gether-mtv-boy-band-reunion/

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Paul McCartney's Son -- Career Support from Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr hit the legendary Viper Room on the Sunset Strip last night to show his support for an up-and-coming British singer ... a singer who happens to be Paul McCartney's only son. Turns out, 34-year-old James McCartney is already building one hell…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/30/james-mccartney-ringo-starr/

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Cee Lo -- The $10,000 Super Bowl STRIP CLUB Adventure

Cee Lo Green reunited with his boys from Goodie Mob this week ... inside an Indianapolis strip club ... and TMZ has learned the crew treated the stripper ladies to a five-figure thunderstorm. Cee Lo and his boys met up in Indy for some pre-Super…

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/05/cee-lo-super-bowl-strip-club/

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