PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm coughing up (I won't tell you from where, don't worry) pieces of Sourdough Jack and animal-style fries, which means I've probably had too much California. For the rest of the day, I'll be safe and secure in my porn-watching knit tunnel while going back to New York. My ass will be back tomorrow and now on to the crumbs:
Tyra Sanchez's RiRi's jank lace lashes get an F-, but her eyebrow situation gets a solid B - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
What happens when Annie Hall takes styling tips from Beetlejuice - Lainey Gossip
A Kiss Begins With Krap: Miley Cyrus Tweets a picture of what some think is her totally fake engagement ring - The Superficial
I don't know who this Daniel Garofali dude is, but I'll gladly skip down his cobblestone happy trail - Towleroad
Every picture from the Spring Breakers set looks straight out of TruTV's Party Heat - Hollywood Tuna
AnnaSophia Robb in the role Trace Cyrus was born in a barn to play! - Just Jared
A who's who of Valtrex's most wanted list - The Berry
Cate Blanchett brings Mimi's recurring nightmare to life by going Photoshop-free on the cover of a magazine - Celebitchy
I hate myself down to a real level for thinking this