Model Lauren Scruggs -- REJECTS $200k Settlement in Airplane Propeller Accident

Lauren Scruggs -- the model who lost a hand and an eyeball when she was struck by an airplane propeller last year -- claims she shot down a $200k settlement offer from the plane's insurance company ... and now she's suing for much, much more.…

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/27/lauren-scruggs-rejects-settlement-offer-plane-propeller-accident/

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The 9 Most Offensively Stupid Parts of Pitbull?s Men in Black 3 Theme Song

As if you didn't already have enough reason to be afraid of the coming megabudgeted cash-in that is Men in Black 3, here comes the sequel's poppy theme song, courtesy of rapper Pitbull and not franchise star/Fresh Prince Will Smith. Oh, it gets worse: "My 19-year-old daughter turned me on to Pitbull," explained director Barry Sonnenfeld (via NME). "I'm thrilled that he wrote such a great song for our movie that totally gets it." If this monstrosity "totally gets it," we're all screwed. Hit the jump to listen and find out why.

Where do I even begin... How about by listing, in no particular order, the 9 worst, most idiotic and insufferable and insulting parts of this future hit single, which already inexplicably has 2,000 likes on Facebook and has virtually nothing to do with the movie itself?

1. The co-opting of Mickey & Sylvia?s "Love is Strange" AKA that song from Dirty Dancing that Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze crawled across the floor to which now sounds like that horrid Fatboy Slim "Brimful of Asha" remix.

2. Someone wrote these lyrics: "Excuse me, baby/Yeah, you baby/You?re groovy baby/let?s make a movie baby..."

3. Pitbull's spoken intro, in which he claims to be "reporting live from Cape Canaveral." YES OF COURSE YOU ARE.

4. "Black suits, white shirts, black glasses with a matching tie/like Agent J or Agent K and I wish the whole world would..." And aliens and dress socks and I wish the whole world would, too. You know.

5. "I?m trying to make a billion out of fifteen cents." Oh, the crass commercialization of perverting an iconic rap line about desperate street hustling into a throwaway lyric in your blockbuster tie-in pop-rap ditty. It is hard to…

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrities-gossip/the-9-most-offensively-stupid-parts-of-pitbull%e2%80%99s-men-in-black-3-theme-song/

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Lindsay Lohan -- Everyone's On Board to End Formal Probation

Lindsay Lohan is in the clear ... if she doesn't screw up in the next 48 hours, she will be off formal probation for the first time in more than 4 years ... TMZ has learned.Sources tell us ... The L.A. County District Attorney is satisfied Lindsay…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/27/lindsay-lohan-set-to-end-formal-probation/

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Justin Bieber -- Texans Threaten Legal Action Over Phone Number Prank

Justin Bieber is a reckless, no good prankster -- this according to 2 people in Texas, who are now threatening legal action against the pop star ... claiming Bieber coaxed millions of people into harassing them over the phone.In case you're not one…

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/27/justin-bieber-twitter-phone-number-prank/

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