Demi Moore Is Divorcing @mrskutcher Too


Demi Moore Is Divorcing @mrskutcher Too

Wednesday, April 18th 2012

Demi Moore Is Divorcing @mrskutcher Too

Demi Moore Is Divorcing @mrskutcher Too

After spending weeks trying to get her shit together in rehab and another few weeks on vacation from rehab, Demi Moore is back on the prowl in more ways that one. Lock up your bathroom mirrors, bikinis, Four Loko stash, bath salts and anything else your midwestern suburban teen daughter might get into when it's teacher's day at school and she's home by herself. The former sunshine walker came out last night for the premiere party for some talk show she's executive producing for Lifetime called The Conversation. Demi also returned to her position as Twitter's oversharing and philosophical mom. Yes, Deep Thoughts (And Random Bathroom Bikini Phoot Shoots) with Demi Moore is back. Demi told all of her followers that she's officially breaking up with her Twatter handle and is looking for a new name:

Time for a change, twitter name change... any suggestions?

collecting all the suggestions! thank you. keep them coming!!

@offthekutch? @pleasenomooreofyouinadamnbathroombikini? @kabbalahbabe (Oh, fuck my fingers off, she's totally going to choose that one)?

All is right again. Demi is back on the ho stroll, she's back on Twitter and you're back to caring more about the aromatic undertones of your own farts than what Demi writes on Twitter. The world can continue to pirouette!

Here's more of Demi with Joy Bryant, Chupa, the editor of InStyle, Amanda De Cadanet and Kelly Preston

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/demi-moore-is-divorcing-mrskutcher-too/

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Lenny Dykstra -- Jail Time for Craigslist Knife Attack

More slammertime for disgraced baseball star Lenny Dykstra ... Nails has just been sentenced to 3 months in L.A. County Jail for allegedly holding a knife to a woman's throat. Dykstra pleaded no contest to charges of assault with a deadly weapon and…

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/18/lenny-dykstra-jail-knife-attack-housekeeper/

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Chris Hemsworth: Downey Jr is The Avengers 'godfather'

Chris Hemsworth regards Robert Downey Jr. as the "godfather" of superhero team The Avengers, so he looked up to him on the set of forthcoming movie 'Marvel Avengers Assemble'.

Source: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/movies/movie-news/Chris+Hemsworth-235911.html

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Hot Slut Of The Day!


Hot Slut Of The Day!

Wednesday, April 18th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

The plastic ponytail hair cone from the 90s!

Full disclosure: The picture I used is a reproduction, because I couldn't find a clear vintage portrait of an authentic hair tool of glamour from the late 80s and early 90s. That one above is from ASOS. I know, you can barf at me through a plastic ponytail cone.

After Madonna brought out the high genie ponytail for the Blonde Ambition tour, hos of all ages ran to the nearest Sally's Beauty and/or swap meet to buy the cheap ass plastic hair cone. You could buy like 3 for a $1 and everyone I knew had the gold ribbed one. It made the top of your head look like a hair fountain. I regularly stole one from my sister and since I had short hair, I had to pull a pair of beige pantyhose through the cone and hold it on top of my head while vogueing in front of the mirror. When I would feel extra theatrical, I'd turn a pair of Walkman headphones sideways and I'd strap it to my head so it would look like Madge's face mic. A tragic mess. That is exactly why I'm thankful YouTube wasn't even a jizz fish in its daddy's nutsack when I was a kid.

Because everything from the early 90s is making a comeback, I'm sure I'll see a bunch of young ass hos try to work the gold ponytail hair cone. They shouldn't even try it. If you're not wearing it with pantyhose hair, you're doing it wrong.

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/hot-slut-of-the-day-283/

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