Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp

Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp

Tuesday, August 7th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp

Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp

Now that Johnny Depp is free of Vanessa Paradis and Amber Heard, he can freely get messy without worrying about getting yelled for smelling like bad decisions, the liquid at the bottom of a bar back's bin and random cooch nectar when he comes home. Johnny smeared some Maybelline eyeliner under his eyes and went out to share a Pink Taco with Steven Tyler at the Aerosmith after-party in L.A. last night.

And if we played the "Who'd you rather let stick the tip in?" game, most of you whores would go with Johnny Depp, because you really want your nethers to smell like patchouli and the finest kind of imported French dick cheese. But I'd go with Steven Tyler, because humping on a humanized Galápagos tortoise dressed like Cher on casual Friday is high up on my list of wants.

  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp
  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp
  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp
  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp
  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp
  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp
  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp
  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp
  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp
  • Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Depp

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Eva Longoria -- Dodges Trial ... In BMW Crash Lawsuit

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The film features Riley (ControL) as Sal, who falls under the spell of the intoxicatingly charming Dean Moriarty (Hedlund), who himself chases around America for freedom and an elusive "It." Standing in as surrogates for Kerouac and Beat poet Neal Cassady, respectively, Sal and Dean travel around the country indulging in drink, drugs, sex, fast driving and the whims of youth hellbent on not conforming to post-WWII America.

"I like pushing and watching a genuine experience on screen," Stewart said in Cannes. "The reason I wanted to do the job was to be provoked as much as possible and then to do it and take it further. We were just going forth, and as long as you're being honest there's nothing to be ashamed of."

Kristen Stewart Moves Fast in New On the Road Trailer

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